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"Who Needs a
Temple Anyways?"
by Anonymous
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EDITOR'S
NOTE :
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In
a special, Waerd Aev exclusive, we have managed to place
one our roving writers (Y.T.) close to Mayor's Scrimm's
offices. He was able to get his fingers upon this rough
draft of an impending press release of rather dubious
nature. - G.B.- |
Dear
sirs or madams,
So
the Temple has been in ruins for well over a few years now.
So what? It is not like the Crossing really needs a Temple,
anyways. I propose that we take the money set aside for the
Temple restoration and spend it on something truly useful,
like a monument in honor of Mayor Scrimm. Now there is someone
that deserves the utmost respect. Not only is he a true pillar
of the community and an honorable man, but he is extraordinarily
handsome, and a statue of his striking visage in the Town
Green would do much to beautify the Crossing.
The
Immortals already have a whole guild devoted to their worship.
Isn't another building in their honor a bit much, even for
gods? Perhaps if the Thirteen did anything at all to deserve
the devotion of the people of the Crossing, a new temple would
be appropriate. I hardly think a group of religious fanatics
preaching damnation is enough reason to misappropriate the
immense amounts of kronars that a rebuilt Temple would require.
Let the Clerics deal with the Immortals, I say. The rational
people of Zoluren do not deserve to be bullied into sacrificing
the betterment of their fair capitol by the Clerics' Guild.
Let
the Clerics preach and rant from within the confines of their
own guild. It is high time that the citizens of the Crossing
honored those morals who have acted as true role models.
People
like Mayor Scrimm
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