"Classifieds"

Uncle Taramaine Wants YOU! Join the Y'shai! Want to leap to the "next level" of magical training? Ready to see exotic parts of the Realms? Want to be a valued member of the Moon Mages' Guild? Then join the Y'shai today! Earn good pay, use your skills to their fullest extent. Cambrinth armor provided. Inquire at the Lost City.

WANTED Dead or Alive 1500 Kronars rewarded to the adventurer who brings the nefarious Field Goblin renegade Zarblag, or the head thereof, to the Crossing guardhouse. Be warned, Zarblag is armed and dangerous, and is wanted for fifteen counts of armed assault and five counts of murder.

RE-ELECT Mayor Pendegast Scrimm! Fellow Elanthians, it's time to make your voices heard. A vote for the upstanding Pendegast Scrimm is a vote for honesty, improvement, piety, and justice. Make your vote count -- for Mayor Scrimm!

Dirty Deeds -- Done Dirt Cheap Have a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts? Well, worry no longer. "The Black Knife" is now accepting contracts from suitable clientele. For a fee, he's happy to be your back door man. Clean, quiet, and effective. Just the thing for the noisy neighbors! Seek "Y.T." at Taelbert's Inn.

New "Light of Justice" Brand Armor Polish Really Works! Tired of lingering bloodstains and dull spots on your gleaming silver-white plate? Despair no more! "Light of Justice" Brand armor polish is 100% guaranteed to remove those smears, or your money back. Made with real 100% natural Troll juices, "Light of Justice" Brand really works!

Professional Coin Cleaner for Hire That's right - -for a low fee, we are more than willing to remove all the unsightly tarnish from your valuable Kronars. Experts in copper, silver, gold, and platinum cleaning. Your dirty money is our business! Inquire at the Viper's Nest Inn.

Elven Ears Got You Down? Well, cheer up! The amazing new Rendstone Brand Ear Clippers are now in stores everywhere! Just two snips and that lanky pointy-eared beanpole is only a lanky beanpole! Only 3000 Kronars (suggested retail price).

Dead Rats for Sale Get your very own dead rat today! They're nutritious, they're delicious, and they make great toys for the children. Dead rats are a nature-friendly house decoration, and require absolutely no maintenance whatsoever. Kid tested, mother approved! Try them -- you'll like them!

Famed Elothean Bard to Sing This Kertandu, the Elothean Bard Myvoys Squekes will perform her rousing original pieces, "The Radiance From the Amorphously Waxing Crescent of Katamba Did Shine Upon my Downbeaten Countenance" and "Three Thousand and One Reasons why Elotheans are Far Superior to Troglodytes like Yourselves", at the Crossing's Amphitheater. Tickets will be sold just outside the Crossing's Bank prior to the event. Earplugs not provided.

Master of the Arcane Be bewildered, bewitched, and befuddled by Flam Boyunt's expert manipulations of mana. His stunning array of tricks will leave you amazed and your enemies aflame. Perfect for household disputes! Prestidigitation extra. Inquire at the Tenderfoot Inn.