"Classifieds"

More To Love!
Tall, Green, and Handsome SGTM seeks SGTF for romantic walks in the swamp and candlelit Halfling dinners. Non-smokers a must. Enquire at Taelbert's.

Let Me Blind You With Science
Pale, sickly male seeks young, virginal female for breathtaking research. Must bring own soul on first date. No exceptions. Ask for Sidhlot.

The More, The Merrier
Gorgeously stunning SHM seeks beautiful SHFs. Applicants must be skilled in the arts of cooking and massage and should be willing to try anything. Internships available. Enquire at the estimable Mayor Pendegast Scrimm's office.

Paint the Town Red
Well-built SKM seeks SF for romantic slaughtering of foes and bathing in the blood of our enemies. No Halflings please. Look for me in Midton Circle.

Bearded Beauties, Look No Further!
Short, tanned SDM seeks SDF for a relationship that will last longer than stone. Enquire at the Paladins' Guildhall--I'll be the one scowling in the corner.

Looking for Commitment?
Fragile young SEF seeks SM to sweep her off her feet and make all her dreams come true. Wealthy men only, please. Leave word at the Half Pint Inn.

Home-Cooked Meals!
SHFF seeks man who enjoys good food, candlelit dinners, late-morning breakfasts, copious home-cooked lunches, and, most importantly, good food. No light eaters, please. Find me in Arthe Dale.

Looking for Loyalty
Heartbroken SHF seeks male who won't go behind her back with anything in a skirt. No ex-boyfriends please. Look for me in the Moon Mages' Guildhall.

Men are Scum
But you have your uses. SGTF seeks SGTM for heavy lifting, yard work, and opening pickle jars. I will give you exactly what you deserve. Enquire in Lower Kaerna, and be quick about it -- I haven't got all day, you know.

Anything Goes!
Short, blonde, voluptuous SGF seeks person for whirlwind romance of raging passion. Love of kittens a must. Enquire in Arthe Dale.